Don’t Touch The Bugles Podcast
40 - If you’ve got a full nut sack, you make silly decisions!

40 - If you’ve got a full nut sack, you make silly decisions!

November 10, 2019

Wow, another milestone episode as @jiggsofbugle presents episode 40 of Don't Touch The Bugles and having recorded episode 39, high on life (and alcohol), The Bugles are in surprisingly chipper mood.

First up, it's time for the final Bugle birthday of the year as Diddly opens his gifts and out of the blue, Teddy surprises everyone with some gifts too. There's then a recap of last weeks outing in Sheffield including Jiggs' winning dance off with a random challenger to his throne.

A quick round of The Bugles League is followed by the return of arguably the funniest topic of the year so far.....it's the return of 'Would You Rather...?'.

Finally, it's this weeks instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which includes food turning into alcohol, dodgy white stains on clothing and new words for the English dictionary.

As always, it's all of this and much more for your favourite group of potty mouths!

This weeks episode is brought to you by: @jiggsofbugle, @angelobugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

39 - Recording drunk in Sheffield…

39 - Recording drunk in Sheffield…

November 4, 2019

Welcome to episode 39 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast, this week recorded live in Sheffield by five of your favourite podcasting friends all intoxicated with help from Captain Morgan's finest spiced rum - although he didn't sponsor it!

@vancan41 is your host this week and the guys get off to the usual round up of what's been happening in their world this week. The topic this week is 'If crime was legal for 24 hours, what would you do?' and listeners of the show did not disappoint with some creative, if somewhat fucked up, answers.

More random and off-piste topics continue before it's Weird Shit of the Week which includes a second helping of chimney poops and a home run orgasm device.

We would apologise for the swearing and raucousness of this episode but what's the point? You obviously love it and that's why you keep coming back for more......and if all of that is true, then why not leave us a review on iTunes and help us to become famous so that we don't need to work anymore. Expect @angelobugle of course, he'll still have to edit the podcast! 

Thank you and enjoy.

This week's podcast was brought to you by: @vancan41, @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle

38 - I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!

38 - I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!

October 27, 2019

Fresh from his explosive rant last week, Teddy is your host for this weeks episode of Don't Touch The Bugles and if we may say so ourselves, what an episode it is!

Jiggs kicks things off with talk of a hot date....and not with his wife, Ted admits to an almighty cock up involving his car and there's a follow up to the urinal conversation from last week's episode. Angelo shares a hilarious car advert he's seen on the internet which is given 10 out of 10 for creativity.

It's then onto The Bugles League for another week before Weird Shit of the Week which includes stories of McLovin volume 2 and travelling to somewhere that sounds similar to the place you actually wanted to be.

I'll be honest, it's Sunday and I'm (Angelo) feeling somewhat hungover so to wrap up this episode synopsis - other funny shit was said but I can't be arsed to write about it. Who even reads these things anyway?! 

Just download it and listen to it for yourself.

This episode was brought to you by: @teddypaling @jiggsofbugle @vancan41 @angelobugle @alexdiddly

37 - Teddy’s Amazing Rant

37 - Teddy’s Amazing Rant

October 20, 2019

Hellloooo listeners new and old - Angelo is here to host episode 37 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

Jiggs has finally worn some of The Bugles down and convinced them to start acting like the man-children that they truly are, abandon their responsibilities, and download and start playing the game Destiny on the PlayStation. They then explore Jiggs' new ink before the man himself gives a bit of love to some fellow podcasts from around the globe.

They each, unprompted, talk about being caught red handed trying to relieve themselves in public before Angelo reveals he's watched another film taking his lifetime tally to about 7! There's a few terrible jokes, bee sure not to miss those, before The Bugles League kicks off.

With no Weird Shit of the Week.....this week, there's two more topics that are discussed. Firstly, what would be the titles of their autobiographies and why and secondly, what childish things do The Bugles still do now as adults. As expected, there are some disturbing answers for both questions!

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Until next week......enjoy the show.

This weeks podcast is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle and @teddypaling

36 - I’m going to relate to myself as Translender

36 - I’m going to relate to myself as Translender

October 13, 2019

The man more Fen than the Strawbear himself, @chunkybugle, is your host for episode 36 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

It's the usual random chat to start this weeks' episode and talk soon turns to Teddy's impending knee operation. It's probably time to put your sandwich down when you listen to this as it gets squeamish at one point. Anyway, by the sounds of it, in the near future we'll be recording this podcast whilst emptying his bedpan and fluffing his pillows!!

Angelo then asks the question the whole population can relate to......have you ever pulled a sickie from school or work? I'm not saying The Bugles would do such a thing but the words 'fake dentist appointment, go-karting, Edinburgh, Nottingham, going on strike and faking an injury to catch a flight' appear in this section of the episode.

Diddly provides the group with a bit of dashboard porn before he hosts another round of The Bugles League which takes us to the half way point of the competition.

Ellwood then asks what song gets you most pumped up and willing to run through a brick wall? (WARNING: don't try this at home, make a mess at someone else's house instead). No doubt you'll have heard of some of these classic head boppers, whilst others will get you reaching for an old copy of your Encarta '95 CD for reference. The Bugles even talk through the first cassette or CD they first ever purchased. We'll say no more!

Finally, it's everyone's favourite news update, it's Weird Shit of the Week which includes tales of urinals being banned, horseplay by a teen, a stag do stitch up, a VAR machine not working in the Saudi football league and a very fake heart attack.

Download, listen and share this fun filled, 6 man episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.

This week's episode was brought to you by: @chunkybugle, @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly and @teddypaling.

35 - There was some guy sitting in a tree with binoculars

35 - There was some guy sitting in a tree with binoculars

October 6, 2019

He's back, fresh from two weeks cruising around the motherland, @alexdiddly is your host for episode 35 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.

So where do things start this week? Well, it's the place that separates the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff and the smart from the.....anyway, its The Bugles League and @chunkybugle is your quiz master.

There's a quick review of Diddly's wedding now that he's back with the Bugles including a recap of Angelo's music fuck up on the day and the moment everyone has been waiting a lifetime for, to meet Diddly's Poppa. Diddly then shares tales from his honeymoon including the rudeness of people in airports, getting stopped at security, taking the wrong direction on a walk to the beach and cleaning his trainers to make them "fem fresh". 

Someone disrespects the DTTB badge whilst Angelo was away on holiday whilst a different passenger held the flight up. 

Chunk tells of his new fitness regime before it's onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes gold toilets, farting criminals, a potty milestone and McDonalds-gate.

As ever, all this and much more from the best podcast on the planet*.

This weeks episode is brought to you by @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling and @angelobugle]

*may contain lies

34 - Sloppy and moist are two words I don’t like

34 - Sloppy and moist are two words I don’t like

September 29, 2019

Is it just us or do these podcast titles keep getting worse? Ah well, fuck it.....they seem to grab your attention and hey, we won't judge if you don't! The Captain himself, @vancan41, is here to host the latest episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.

From the off, Angelo gets a battering for his 'tidy' ways and the levels of his OCD are brought into question. Actually, here's one for all of you listeners. When does an OCD trait start to become a superstition? The Bugles debate this and more and there's even a story of a guy who only ever eats baked beans. 

The Bugles discuss how non-drivers love to tell drivers how to drive, reminiscing of a food fight down the A1, six lads topping 100mph in a 1 litre Toyota Yaris, fuel problems and road rage (shout out to Ronnie Pickering!).

This podcast is all about giving back and The Bugles talk about having a 'Bugles Charity Day'. Six strapping men offering their services to the world, to give something back to the community and to try and make a difference to those most in need. If you could use a service like this or know of someone who could, get in touch by contacting buglespodcast@gmail.com

There's the latest round of The Bugles League, this week hosted by Teddy, before an instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories of a $120,000 mistake and the strangest 'man of the match' award.....which of course comes from Russia!

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This week's podcast is brought to you by @vancan41, @angelobugle and @teddypaling

 

 

33 - Quarter to eight blow job

33 - Quarter to eight blow job

September 22, 2019

It's his lucky number but we're still not sure why (either that or we've forgotten!), that's right, @jiggsofbugle is back to host episode 33 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.

The guys start this week with a tip of the cap to Diddly's wedding but don't worry, they save a full run down until the main man is back from his Honeymoon is Sardinia. Talk moves onto winning the lottery and how each of The Bugles would spend and/or share it. Jiggs reveals he has a doppelgänger - at least according to this phone - before he talks about a trip to Humberside with his work colleagues. There's more strange happenings on the UK roads as two more weird and wonderful sites are seen by some of the guys. 

Angelo reveals that his package is exposed for all to see (we'll say no more) and they each share some incidents that have involved delivery drivers going rogue with their parcels.

The Bugles each reveal the TV programs they can't stand watching and they then talk about a truly cringe worthy porno scene that was shared in their What's App group recently. Dear god is horrifically funny!

Finally, the latest round of The Bugles League is back.....who will be the movers and shakers in this weeks episode?

As ever, it's all of this and more from your favourite bunch of friendly reprobates. Open a packet of Bugles, kick back, relax and laugh.

This week's podcast is brought to you by @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @vancan41 and @angelobugle 

32 - I had my trousers around my ankles

32 - I had my trousers around my ankles

September 15, 2019

@teddypaling is back from a three week absence to host episode 32 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

The guys start this week with Teddy explaining where he has been during his time away from recording which included a trip to the land of multiple coloured sands, a drive up to the home of his nemesis and a lay up in bed with a rash. Chunk reveals how his 6 year old had to help him get into the local library and Angelo gives us an update on his German holiday....in Majorca, before sharing a new game he plays on Facebook's Marketplace. See @buglespodcast on Instagram for visuals.

This week's main topic is 'First Cars'. Yes, whether it was a Fiat Panda or a Ferrari, your first car is always your pride and joy and when you're young, it's a pride of joy you decorate so poorly, it looks like "Smiley, Smiley" Carol Smillie has been working on it during an episode of 90's TV show Changing Rooms. The Bugles each share theirs before delving into those of the listeners.

There's another round of The Bugles League before moving onto Weird Shit of the Week which includes stories involving people doing things they really shouldn't whilst driving, impersonating someone twice your age so you can use their passport and perfume you won't find in Boots any time soon.

Don't forget to leave a review for Don't Touch The Bugles on iTunes and of course, 'pass the pod' to a friend or relative.

This week's podcast is brought to you by @teddypaling, @chunkybugle and @angelobugle

31 - Why do people do that?!

31 - Why do people do that?!

September 8, 2019

Poppa Diddly's heir to the throne, @alexdiddly, is back to host episode 31 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where six brothers from other mothers chew the fat on the most random of topics.

In typical, unscripted fashion, the guys start this weeks show with a treat from overseas as Diddly manages to get his Mediterranean hands on some non-standard flavours of everyones favourite cone shaped snack and the inspiration to the name of this podcast, it's Bugles! A pop song of old dedicated to everyone's favourite fake Mexican, Angelo, is shared with the group before his birthday gift reveal, part 2, commences. An invention from Diddly's Poppa goes worldwide and makes a TV appearance, there's an 18 mile bike ride with mega frustrations and an update on Teddy's charity ride too. Ellwood tells us all about his open and itchy gash, Chunk tells all about his 80's and 90's rave and there's a new king of the tea (not something we ever thought we'd talk about on here!)

The Bugles League is back with a brand new jingle too and then its onto this weeks topic which is 'first and worst gigs'. Wow, listen up for some horrors!

Finally, it's Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes Robot strippers, a Spanish drugs raid and a builder doing a shitty job!

As ever, all this and more so download, share and enjoy.

This week's episode is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @chunkybugle, @vancan41 and @alexdiddly